She’s a 10 which makes it hard for her to find decent shoes.
She’s a 10 which makes it hard for her to find decent shoes.
So glad we cleared that up
I can’t sleep because I’m worried I’m not gonna get enough sleep because I should already be sleeping.
me: *walking my dog*
her: ah, what’s he called?
my dog: john
It’s been a rough few years, but it looks like things are finally getting worse
Of course I talk to myself. I’m a great listener.
My husband said I looked tired so I ate his ice cream bar.
Arby’s is good, no bird problem, very few bird in restaurant, Arby’s, “where there are not very many birds” that’s our new slogan
Supposed to leave for vacation in 5 minutes. Somehow, the clothes I need to pack that I threw in the washer an hour ago, aren’t ready.
Yet the one time I did, I got banned
Woman in Target said she just noticed the “e” and always thought it was called Clarence sale
It only looks like my kids are having popsicles for breakfast, Brenda, those are clearly frozen smoothies
My toddler just told me I’m the best mummy ever because I “bought the good cheese for once” so I’ll be riding this high until her next tantrum