I think polyamory will become a common thing, but not because of a social movement or an influencer. Because of inflation.
A cute guy at work wants to take you to dinner? Fantastic, that saves me like a hundred bucks. Bring back leftovers!
My grandad used to say the only way to gain knowledge was through asking questions. He truly was a whys man.
Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?
Glasses
Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now. 🫶🏽🫶🏽
Thank you 🥹
If you leave your trash cans out all week you’ll always be the first to have them at the curb
*pointing at menu* this is nutrient free right? does this come nutrient free?
if you watch Friday the 13th part 3 backwards, a hockey goalie heals murder victims by walking away from them.
“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” is my favourite song about wanting to slap someone if they did that.
Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial.
They have free will.
Last night at dusk we were playing outside and my 4yo was pretending to direct traffic as cars went by. A woman rolled down her window and very kindly said “thanks for your help!” and my 4yo, completely seriously goes “you’re welcome. You need to turn on your headlights.”