Sliding a piece of paper over to the bank teller that says, “I have no money.”
Go to the liquor store and rescue and few bottles of wine, they need a living home too.
my sister, since we’re at a 10-hour time difference now, which means that she lives “in the future”
Okay so this is wild. I’m using this ticket machine in Japan and it malfunctions and doesn’t give me my change.
Suddenly, a panel in the wall opens in the wall and a guy appears and tells me to hold on and then gives me my change.
i just found this in my phone
who thought of the name? he did? okay, hang on {calls out to the cubicles} craig, can you come in here for a sec!
nooOOO now I have to dunk my phone in water!!!
Apple trying to ruin my marriage wtf
You can’t believe it’s autumn already? Please stop expressing surprise at the linear nature of time. The correct emotion is disappointment.
It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.