Today’s tshirt
Limited budget
Using advanced AI technology, Blast Zone has been able to predict what Young Sheldon, from the TV show Young Sheldon, will look like as an adult
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I’ve been sitting here trying to build a punchline around this but you can’t improve on perfection
them: do you have big plans for the holiday weekend?
me:
bros in the example zone 😭
Gravestone inscription “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”
It was a drink directly from the bottle kind of day
Opens the bottle of hot sauce
I’m not saying I order from Amazon a lot, but I just received a wedding invitation from my delivery guy…
Your Time On Earth Is Limited. Don’t Try To “Age With Grace,” Age With Mischief, Audacity, And A Good Story To Tell.😉💂🏻♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻
How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot
Ohhhhmygod my bra is showing? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a dress code disciplinary meeting? Should we invite my middle school vice principal
You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.