If your Tesla catches fire and locks you inside it’s not a problem, you just have to look up a ten minute YouTube video to figure out how to escape
So because my friend helped me move, now I’m expected to go help him move? How is that fair?
What kind of bait does a librarian use when he goes fishing?
A bookworm!
#RubbishJokes #AmazingFacts
#ThursdayThoughts #ThursdayVibes
I’m at my neighbor’s house having a delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home.
Gave my dog a piece of sausage. He no longer cares about the economy.
Getting older is weird.
It’s like your brain remembers how much fun things were when you were younger, but your body is all like, Nope
Your voice mail was so long, I thought I was listening to a podcast.
sweetie, she doesn’t mean anything to me. please look at me
Jokes on you DUI Checkpoint, we can no longer afford to drink AND drive.
When assembling your dog, please read the instructions carefully.
So I ordered a cake from a renowned bakery in Nagpur, through #Swiggy. In the order details I mentioned “Please mention if the cake contains egg”. I am speechless after receiving the order 👇🏼
My refrigerator died. In lieu of flowers, a new fridge would be nice.
When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I’m no longer young.
(meeting somebody for the first time and panicking)
Sorry about my outburst. I was under the influence of common sense