In retrospect the What Would Dave Grohl Do wristbands might not be the can’t miss million dollar idea that I thought they would be
you guys HAVE to try the golden retriever in springfield. it is soooo good
[Biker gang initiation]
Hey fellas, do I use baseball or hockey cards in my spokes
I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job
Covert ops
This is Patsy. She fell asleep in the rain and is now convinced she’s having an out-of-body experience. 14/10
7 foot tall undergrad told me that he was going to have to miss class for a game and, not wanting to make assumptions, I asked him what team he was on and he just said “come on” lmao
My kid: mumma today we met our teacher’s teacher. Our grand-teacher.
BRB gotta call my immigrant parents they can’t dogsit anymore
extremely cute girl at chic fil a gave me 4 free food vouchers bc i “seemed cool” then told me she was off in 15 minutes and i just said “hell yea” and left
Notice Dave Grohl is trending…..quickly check to make sure he’s not dead……then realize his wife will take care of that part
That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside.. that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.
If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.