I have discovered a lipstick which is guaranteed to help with weight loss
It’s called Elmer’s All Purpose Glue Stick
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂
*looks at recipe prep time: 10 minutes*
*two hours later*
Me: LIAR!
Me: I say it will be $750
Hubs: I say $630
Costco cashier: That’ll be $750.29
Me: Oh ya! I am a Costco genius! Woop woop!
Hubs: Yes, let’s celebrate paying the HIGHER amount
Lmao 😁
why is the debate at night time. let’s get this thing started at 4pm. i don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.
panic blowing on hot n ready pizza while running from heat seeking missile.
So sorry
I beg you to euthanise me
That’s someone else’s problem.
-me, putting back a pen that wouldn’t write
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