Me: I say it will be $750
Hubs: I say $630
Costco cashier: That’ll be $750.29
Me: Oh ya! I am a Costco genius! Woop woop!
Hubs: Yes, let’s celebrate paying the HIGHER amount
Lmao 😁
why is the debate at night time. let’s get this thing started at 4pm. i don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.
panic blowing on hot n ready pizza while running from heat seeking missile.
So sorry
I beg you to euthanise me
That’s someone else’s problem.
-me, putting back a pen that wouldn’t write
Bear knowledge
i too will be having a baby outside of dave grohl’s marriage. you don’t see me making it a whole thing
Passed by an electrician’s truck that said “No job, too small” with the comma… sorry little buddy 🥺
Personal trainer: Your workout isn’t over until you’re totally exhausted
Me: (winded from carrying my duffel bag in from the car) See you tomorrow then
No flush
Thinking about that one comedy anime gag that always seemed to show up in the 2000s, I never knew what that was called
