inside you there are two whales, one is a whale, the other is also a whale, as mentioned previously
Is Dutch some sort of clown language
Alaska’s Passive Aggressive Map of the USA
Rude much 😂😂😂
make up your mind
😂🖐️
Whoops
HR says I have to stop switching people’s vapes with kazoos.
date: [making small talk over dinner] so what are you looking for?
me: [fingering my soup] i dropped my spoon in
“you added a trusted device” I trust all devices. If a device harms me I probably deserved it
Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?
Cutting the rings on my 6 pack plastic thing so nobody chokes when i throw it into the turtle enclosure at the aquarium
As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way…
Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.