before therapy: i hate people
after therapy: i feel good about hating people!
Pro tip: if you have a student’s mother email you for a grade change have your mother respond to it.
Fight 🔥 with 🔥
Pinky toes do two things: nothing and break.
I treat the Steam store like the fridge.
I keep opening it to look even though I know there’s nothing in there I want.
RIP to the iPod. Kids today will never know the glory of having these all listed as different artists
Death Cab for Cutie
Death cab for cutie
Death Cab For Cutie
Death Cab for Cu…
RIP to the iPod. Kids today will never know the glory of having these all listed as different artists
Death Cab for Cutie
Death cab for cutie
Death Cab For Cutie
Death Cab for Cu…
“you’re so quiet” i wish you were too
1995: oh cool, an online book store
2025: “please scan this qr code and take a brief survey in order to flush your toilet”
To add insult to injury illiterate is hard to spell.
when i got diagnosed with adhd (as an adult) the psychiatrist referred me to some helpful articles and i was like mm not sure you fully understand the situation
me: how is your pancake, bud?
3yo, rubbing the pancake on his face: it’s soft
I can understand why chickens wake up and scream
Can’t believe Flo Rida says “so many girls in here, where do I begin” and “where them girls at” in the same song. They are right in here. So many of them.
When I think about ‘running a tight ship’ I’m reminded that I’m more of a ‘walking a loose boat’ kinda girl.
reduce, reuse, recycle
