federal employees putting floppy discs into their work computers from 1996 and watching people accuse the government of having the technology to create hurricanes
COMPUTER: Enter your password
ME: [types ‘posh_people’s_tea’]
COMPUTER: Your password is too weak
ME: [high fives computer]
Going to start referring to my contacts as “eyebuds”
Hoping to spice up my evening
Why it’s so many prime days?
They broke ?
9 out of 10 zoo dentists refuse to work on a Grizzly unless it has been given a strong anesthetic….
Ther’s safety in numb bears
looking for a job in america is kinda wild
We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology
I had no idea my dentist had a sense of humor but I’m getting a tooth pulled today and they made the appointment for 2:30.
I’m summoning a demon to do my bidding
– shady
– overused
– raises questionsI’m utilizing my delegating skills by reassigning my tasks to otherworldly beings
– sensible
– professional
– demonstrates great time management
I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed
tag yourself
when you’re trying to sneak out and grab the amazon package first thing in the morning but your neighbor spots you