Calm down people who start work immediately when they get into work. Just calm down.
If you need some deep cleaning done today, find someone with ADHD who has a paper due tomorrow morning
Remember being a kid and looking up to adults because you thought they were smart?
LOL
If by multitasking you mean ruining my life in more than one way at a time, then yes, I’m multitasking.
Please don’t ruin it for me by saying, “You don’t know where that’s been,” when I find something cool on the ground.
Every single headline could read: “Idiots Continue To Do Stuff”
If there are no stupid questions what do you call this?
What if death gives you lemons?
What then??
My 11 has all these girls texting him, and I’m so worried about him growing up too fast. I check his search history and I see “how to convince my mom to let me get a parakeet.”
I think I’m good.
[during fight]
him: I’ll cancel our dinner plans.
me: What? Why?? I still like food, it’s you I don’t like.
I’m really shy in RL.
But on here, I can wildly yell “I hate corn!” without thinking twice.
That second remote is only useful for that one button on it which you push to switch from the first remote to the third remote.
I can’t stress this enough, I will never have a need to use a hotel’s complimentary gym when I’m on vacation.
people that say “on another note” probably use a lot of paper
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!