I can’t stop laughing at this photo my friend posted of an iguana eating her guacamole at a resort in Cabo. It brings me such joy. And the people looking on with horror/laughter are the chef’s kiss.
don’t do it sharon, it’s a trap
[sylvester stallone hides behind something in a movie]
me to no one: they don’t call him sly for nothing
Dog knew jumping the last level was a waste of energy…🐕🐾😅
Everyone’s a badass until Mufasa dies.
-Stop expecting someone else to fix you, fix yourself
(me talking to the pile of clothes on my bed)
Your third emoji is.. Just kidding. I’m an adult.
If you want to hide something from me, put it in the fridge. there are several things there celebrating birthday
no, YOU’RE holding a fresh loaf of bread like a newborn baby
EVERY picture my husband takes of me is like
I found some pot in my son’s room. Has anyone noticed how odd the word s-p-a-t-u-l-a sounds when you keep saying it over and over?
Can Jesus turn off his walking on water power, or when he dives into a swimming pool would he just bounce across the surface like a skipping stone?
Today’s religious debate is brought to you by…
NO SCREENS FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND just fell out of my mouth and if divorce were a facial expression my husband just asked me for one
ugh not again
Are dinosaurs finished evolving into birds yet? Or will they become even birdier?