rip to my favourite tweet
I made cookie dough 2 days ago and pre molded it into balls and froze them so I would be able to bake ONE cookie at a time AS NEEDED but so far I’ve just eaten 6 balls of cookie dough over a 2 day span
What element do criminals hate to see?
Copper
Breakfast in bed.
Good morning & happy hump day! Today is also “National Red Wine Day” 🤣🤣🤣
I’m worried my new haircut makes me look like a serial killer, which could really cramp my ability to do as much serial killing.
I grilled a bunch of elk meat before my buddy told me,
“You’re making a big moose steak.”
(finding some nice fresh limbs) nice… these will be perfect for my frankenstein
I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up.
I have selfie steam issues.