please may i have the balding salaryman post-it notes….he grows alarmingly more bald as you use them…ah..
I’ve learned enough Spanish to dream in Spanish, but I can’t understand what the fuck anyone is saying 😀
I don’t think I will be asked to make a curry again 🤣🤣🤣
Chappell Roan sounds like a place they have to defend in Lord of the Rings.
😭😭
bat life
Corn Dogs: Uninserted
I hate celery. 🤮🥴
Well, that’s one way to clear a train quickly.
So I ate some gummy bears.
Turns out they were my sisters “Happy” bears with 15mg each.
I ate exactly 37…