Probably the one thing that separates us from the animals is that animals don’t package and sell people crackers.
The cycle continues
Finally got to tell Tilda Swinton that I named my car after her, a 2006 Subaru Forester. And she acted like I just gave her an Oscar: “A robust beast! Can take a beating! Great in water!” Bless you, you beautiful being. ❤️❤️❤️
Kay’s emergency department tape rule:
If a farmer shows up with electrical tape on something, it absolutely needs sutures.
If it’s duct tape, it needs surgery.
– That Spiderman actor just asked if he could borrow a strand of metal to tie a honey-making insect’s coffee cup to the back of his car.
– Tow bee mug wire?
– No, Tom Holland.
If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏
This has to be a scam text but what’s the end goal here?
Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet
I don’t know what I was expecting but, it was not that 😁
Been fired from my job in the sewer. Twenty years down the drain.
i’m so sick of this guy
“omg you’re a paramedic! what’s the worst thing you’ve seen?” bro my paycheck
me in my 20s with my 60 year old back pain
*Hour 3 in the trampoline park*
My oldest has said “watch this” 212 times
My youngest is running wild in a pack of feral six-year-olds
A woman screams in the distance “Jaden, Jaxon”
There is still no bar
eating beef jerky and thinking that cow probably shoulda drank more water