Knowing that Tolkien’s original name for Frodo was Bingo, this is all I can think of whenever I watch this scene.
Me too 😆
The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.
I’ve had mangoes that were better than entire years of my life
Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling
The way Burger King make you feel like a Dickensian orphan when you ask for a second package of sauce is truly something.
I love how there’s just no social rules at the airport. Wanna sleep on the ground in public? Cool. A shot of tequila and beer at 7am? Right on, normal stuff. Also the dogs are cops.
There’s been a terrible misunderstanding.
It seems that monkey is the root of all evil.
fedex left me a note that they missed me, which is so sweet cause I miss u too, u bunch of box-destroying psychopaths
Eucalyptus are the only plants named after what they would say if pruned
Sometimes I like to wear a robe to the grocery store, pull out a tape measure, start measuring various vegetables, and let shopper imaginations run wild
I should have known a van giving away free cheesy tater tots was too good to be true.
I’m an old soul. I know this because when my ex left me she kept saying I was “real mature” while rolling her eyes in admiration.
Me: baby, with you every friday is good friday
Wife: aw that’s sweet
Jesus: wow