YOU are cold. They have fur.
Do not let inside.
I’ve changed a lot as a parent after 4 kids. My oldest started school knowing a lot of random academic things. My 4th will start school knowing the lyrics to Queen. We will find out which method works best in like 20 yrs or so.
Lance isn’t really that a common name anymore. In the old days, people were called Lance a lot.
Are we still sending rich dudes to space cause I just got a 2 dollar bill in the mail from GramGram and this shining star is ready to rocket
Me:
Uber driver:
Me:
Uber driver:
Me:
Uber driver:*5 stars*
I am hoping the next jump in human evolution removes humanity’s desire to find plot holes in joke tweets.
Today on twitter: Men not understanding hair parts.
non-fungible…that’s when you’re allergic to mushrooms right?
“I’ve got a couple of ideas I wanna run by you this afternoon,” my coworker threatened
“nft” sounds like an onomatopoeia of a little toot sneaking out
The only time I’m happy that I’m short, is when I’m laying down in the bath and my whole body is covered
Why does body wash have directions, it’s literally the name
Never been more fit than the semester after my college bf dumped me…hey JP got a beach vacation comin up mind doin it again