These 3D printers are insane!
My father was so strict that when he raised his voice, even the neighbors brushed their teeth and went to bed.
i love reading online product reviews because there will be 8,000 that say “this blender is amazing, highly recommended” and one that will be like “garbage, do not buy, i tried to blend concrete and a crowbar and the thing broke immediately”
I don’t have a go-bag, but if I did, it would contain absolutely everything I could possibly need and I would leave it at home.
Here at the Southern Cannibal Buffet, it’s y’all you can eat!™️
Presents open. Now to watch my children watch other children play with the toys I bought them on YouTube.
After slaving away making a full Christmas dinner, my 3yo looked lovingly at me and smiled. Then five simple words left her mouth… “can I have cereal instead?”
It’s a little bit tight did you keep the receipt?
does anyone know how to use nunchucks, I got a pair for xmas and I’ve just been swinging em around real fa
“let the meat rest for 5 minutes after cooking” wtf it doesn’t need a rest just been sitting there in the oven for an hour
if I’m ever feeling lonely and I need someone to talk to me, I just announce to my spouse or kids that I’m about to take a nap
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
Sorry the drone I got for Christmas crashed into your bedroom window.
Sometimes I answer the door in a towel when I get an Amazon delivery. Even if I’m wearing clothes underneath.