Our 50 favourite Christmas tweets of 2021.
Before I was married people told me about date night but they never mentioned it just meant folding laundry together
Can’t. Trying to decide between hiding the presents in the dishwasher or the washer/dryer since I’m the only one in this damn house who uses them.
Never hate someone for the color of their skin or who they love. Hate them for putting mayo on a hotdog. That person deserves it
My husband gets into the holiday spirit by saying JESUS CHRIST over and over while putting up the Christmas tree.
I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.
Personally cannot wait to get microchipped, why should my dog be the only who who benefits from this technology
My tumbleweed is never where I left it.
one day, after your children have moved out, you realize it was your husband who you needed to hide the good cookies from all along
One little typo and Secret Santa becomes Secret Satan and nobody asks you to plan the Christmas gift exchange again.
*flirting with a guy at work*
Soooooo, what do you do for a living?
changed clouds to coulds and now the sky is full of possibilities
My diet starts in January
of 2027
⭐️ LATEST SKETCH: The Met Police Investigate.
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Please don’t forget what Christmas is really about.
Asking your 30 year old cousin when she’s going to start having babies.