God help the parent* who tries to put a new food on their child’s plate.
*my husband
pov you are seriously underestimating how big whales are
There’s a teenage boy on the phone in front of the hospital and I think his mom just had twins because he’s pacing and going “No bro no, a brother and a sister, bro, no, no, bro, the doctor reached in there and PULLED OUT ANOTHER ONE.”
Morning all.
I can’t 🤣🤣🤣
The next time someone does one of those ‘write a 3 word horror story’ competitions, I’m going to enter this picture.
🎵 I can’t wait to
Excited to reach 100k on Gmail, thanks everyone for the support on my creator journey
School is starting soon so time to settle this debate once and for all
What color is math?
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Them: are you busy right now
Me: (just laid down) yes