There’s a teenage boy on the phone in front of the hospital and I think his mom just had twins because he’s pacing and going “No bro no, a brother and a sister, bro, no, no, bro, the doctor reached in there and PULLED OUT ANOTHER ONE.”
Morning all.
I can’t 🤣🤣🤣
The next time someone does one of those ‘write a 3 word horror story’ competitions, I’m going to enter this picture.
🎵 I can’t wait to
Excited to reach 100k on Gmail, thanks everyone for the support on my creator journey
School is starting soon so time to settle this debate once and for all
What color is math?
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Them: are you busy right now
Me: (just laid down) yes
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.
Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.
Poetry is low key problematic. Writing down your feelings in an abstract way and then putting the emotional labor of processing it on me? You know I’m an empath right?
putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep