The world’s oldest person has died. Now they’ll be looking for a replacement, but if you’re offered the job, turn it down. It’s highly dangerous and there are way too many fatalities.
nobody will remember:
– your salary
– how “busy you were”
– how many hours you workedpeople will remember:
– you, because no matter how many times they deleted you from their contacts, the goddamn cloud brought you back
The two most popular things to do on the internet are argue about politics and looking at naked people
Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics
My kids refused to let me “friend” them on Facebook, as they didn’t want me to see what they were up to. So I created an account for the family dog, they immediately friended and I can see everything.
My son can not believe he graduated from kindergarten & he still gotta go back to school😂😂😂he thought that shit was over
i have a mamma skunk with babies living under my deck so don’t talk to me about moral dilemmas
It’s hard to believe 2019 was only 15 years ago
I try
Okay, that made me chuckle 😂
How many? 🤔
never stops being funny
