Y’all I’m dead AF over this 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槶馃槶馃槶鈽狅笍鈽狅笍鈽狅笍
I’ve been lied to my entire life
imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupee is just floating.
When you put it that way… 馃槀
feetloaf
My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?
Me:
Man wait until y鈥檃ll realize that I鈥檓 the same person who posted this back in the day 馃槶
My life has BEEN weird. I got stories for days.
馃槶馃槶馃槶
No.
