There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”
Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.
Sunny D tastes like scientists made a bet they could make orange juice without the oranges
With a text.
traveling back in time to proudly inform benjamin franklin that my stove has wifi
That must be a pretty powerful blow dryer if it’s causing them to slow down
Last night my husband and I went to a party. I noticed he was “sipping” some brown liquor and I sarcastically said, “Uh-oh!” and pointed to his drink and he rolled his eyes and said, “I am an adult.”
It is 7:52 pm THE NEXT DAY and that adult has not gotten out of bed yet.