Child: I’m bored.
Me: Here’s a dime. Call someone who cares.
Child: What?
Me: When I was a kid that was an insult.
Child: Why?
Me: We had phones you had to put coins-
Child: Why wouldn’t you just text them for free?
Me: So we didn’t have textin-
Child: OMG HOW OLD ARE YOU
Okay this one takes it home
Toxic snake
Uh oh 👀
Good morning all 👋 have a good one 🙏👌
LMFAOOOO
please may i have the balding salaryman post-it notes….he grows alarmingly more bald as you use them…ah..
I’ve learned enough Spanish to dream in Spanish, but I can’t understand what the fuck anyone is saying 😀
