I have taken up painting
There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”
Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.
Sunny D tastes like scientists made a bet they could make orange juice without the oranges
With a text.
traveling back in time to proudly inform benjamin franklin that my stove has wifi
That must be a pretty powerful blow dryer if it’s causing them to slow down
