Ask not if it pleases the court – ask what the court can do to please you.
– Chapter Three, Contempt Of Court For Dummies
4 Mesh Shirts That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Asian Pear
this is not ok. they turnt him into ice crims 💔💔
There’s anxiety and then there’s my 4yo counting to 10 really fast because we’re playing hide and seek and oh my gosh I haven’t found a hiding spot yet
if bears could make porridge the temperature would be like the last thing on my list of concerns
Nickleback is playing in this Taco Bell.
How much diarrhea can one person handle??!?
They say college doesn’t prepare you for real life but it taught me how to get vomit out of practically anything and as a parent that’s literally my most valuable skill
Judges are so childish. Oh, you’re angry so you’re going to slam your little hammer on the table?
Grow up
I wear a lot of sport bras for someone who gets winded brushing their teeth.
no show does a misunderstanding/miscommunication plot better than modern family does 😭
When a food fight breaks out during Thanksgiving dinner, creamed corn casserole finally reaches its full potential.
