It鈥檚 interesting that the emojis show the earth from three angles 馃寧 馃實 馃審 but not the fourth.
Though 馃數 is a fair approximation of what it would look like.
People underestimate the Pacific.
Orange is oranging 馃煚
Friend: Wanna go out tonight?
Me: You know the rule, man. I need to be notified at least 3 months in advance.
That鈥檚 amazing can I get a bud light please
there should be a crisis hotline to call for anyone who has witnessed me trying to eat a big leaf salad in public
found a horse’s reddit account
I鈥檓 a go getter.
I don鈥檛 let other people ruin my day.
I ruin my day my damn self
The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by dinosaurs.
Are you there, bankrupt business? It鈥檚 me, Spirit Halloween.
I open a fancy cigarette case and offer you a stick of beef jerky.
Welcome to your 40s: you鈥檙e not having a midlife crisis you鈥檙e just awake.
whoops accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date
Friend at work gave me some edibles. So I鈥檓 taking the train instead of driving.