Y’all I’m dead AF over this 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
I’ve been lied to my entire life
imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupee is just floating.
When you put it that way… 😂
feetloaf
My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?
Me:
Man wait until y’all realize that I’m the same person who posted this back in the day 😭
My life has BEEN weird. I got stories for days.
😭😭😭
