me: I’m not the stepfather, I’m the father that stepped up
wife: they’re your biological children and you don’t have to say that every time you climb a flight if stairs
There’s a guy in my hometown that sells reptiles and we nicknamed him Jake from Snake Farm. Ironically, he doesn’t have insurance.
What.
[My first day as an architecture major]
*raises hand*
When are we going to learn how to build gingerbread houses?
Hey pals! I’ve been on a break from making comics but you can read two new ones right here:
aesthetic
Ummm 😳
Spoiler Alert: I was late
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