I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here
I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.
Voting is the worst group project
indiana??? now they’re just making up states
A map of the US presidential election results if you are viewing it as a dog
No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.
should i airdrop this to the person in the voting booth next to me
stopped in at my local wine shop to grab a bottle and was told that on a normal Tuesday they would be at $1500 in sales but they’re already around $10k lmao
guys PLEEEAAASEEE does anyone have the original pic of this thread it’s been on my mind for 2 days now
why is john fetterman calling brian williams from the blair witch corner
It’s his time
always be there
Arrest that man!
[exiting the voting booth with a little cup of urine] does anybody know who I give this too?