Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.
well this is just bullshirt
My fantasy football season is going great
Margot Robbie has welcomed her first child, a boy, People reports.
Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild.
At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said “did ya put some gas in it?” And the other guy patted the cart and said “yep, filled ‘er up for ya” and they had a good little chuckle together
You don’t even know
In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.
I pride myself on being able to take a joke. That’s how I ended up with so many jokes.
“Got anything we can actually dance to mate?”
Looks at the shower
At least YOU get turned on when I’m naked
they should invent a customer service center that isnt currently experiencing higher than normal call volume
“bury me loose” will never ever be bested 😭
