My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with Preparation H.
My 7yo told me that her friend Michael said the S-word. When I asked which Michael she replied with, “not Michael Jordan.” Ah, okay, it must be the Michael from school.
he’s a little confused but he got the spirit
If the NSA is monitoring our texts we are so screwed.
Wow 🤣
Rare photo of two submarines racing
*dangling legs in the ocean*
🦈: is for me 👉👈🥺
God help the parent* who tries to put a new food on their child’s plate.
*my husband
pov you are seriously underestimating how big whales are
There’s a teenage boy on the phone in front of the hospital and I think his mom just had twins because he’s pacing and going “No bro no, a brother and a sister, bro, no, no, bro, the doctor reached in there and PULLED OUT ANOTHER ONE.”
