Your Daily Dose Of Unadulterated Funny Tweets

How many? 🤔

never stops being funny

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1650321618084962304/pu/vid/852x480/D8-4esuiABT5ruda.mp4?tag=12

Y’all I’m dead AF over this 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️

I’ve been lied to my entire life

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1825911043643641856/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/9-7vka4JQs0Q16FX.mp4?tag=12

imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupee is just floating.

When you put it that way… 😂

feetloaf

😂

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?

Me:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1791196820112048128/pu/vid/avc1/460x816/GJ997UsAbCnt5Iyr.mp4?tag=12

Man wait until y’all realize that I’m the same person who posted this back in the day 😭
My life has BEEN weird. I got stories for days.