imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupee is just floating.
When you put it that way… 😂
feetloaf
My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?
Me:
Man wait until y’all realize that I’m the same person who posted this back in the day 😭
My life has BEEN weird. I got stories for days.
😭😭😭
No.
Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”
I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.