[single drop of rain falls on ground]
Person Who Knows the Word “Petrichor”: I love the smell of petrichor.
Ah, 50s…you just keep on giving.
This is so wrong 馃槀
Hmm 馃
I was visiting my parents yesterday and found this. I鈥檓 their only child.
What happened to the other hiker??!
[first day on the job]
Newspaper editor: Don’t worry, you’ll have supervision
Clark Kent: *sweating* Who told you?
What did the 0 said to O?
Ohio!
馃槀馃懡
Raygun walking away from the Olympic venue and breakdancing perfectly as soon as she鈥檚 around the corner
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo
accident.They put me in the ICU.
