imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupee is just floating.
When you put it that way… 馃槀
feetloaf
My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?
Me:
Man wait until y鈥檃ll realize that I鈥檓 the same person who posted this back in the day 馃槶
My life has BEEN weird. I got stories for days.
馃槶馃槶馃槶
No.
Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”
I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.