“Kids, it’s time to choose, more berries or a bed to sleep in?”
“MORE BERRIES!”
by practically any metric, ashley’s first day was going rather poorly
phew
🎶…we didn’t start the fire🎵
Accidentally saying Yes I would like a receipt and having to wait half an hour while the kiln is heated and the tablet is fired
Sometimes American Magic is the only way to go.
Excerpt from my fantasy novel. Reminder to editors: new authors pour their souls into their manuscripts. Feedback like “Did you spend all your time inventing the elf language?” and “I think you spent too much time making the elf language” is NOT helpful
The summer’s almost over, and I gained 3 beach bodies.
Pretty sure we domesticated dogs first and were like yes this is amazing let’s do another one, then we domesticated cats and were like yes that’s quite enough I think
By the third month of my sentence, I’d whittled a lifelike gun from a bar of soap and covered it in shoe polish. That’s how bored I was.