You don’t even know
In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.
I pride myself on being able to take a joke. That’s how I ended up with so many jokes.
“Got anything we can actually dance to mate?”
Looks at the shower
At least YOU get turned on when I’m naked
they should invent a customer service center that isnt currently experiencing higher than normal call volume
“bury me loose” will never ever be bested 😭
tried to buy two florentine cookies and the guy at Canter’s was like “better make it 6 actually” and I was like “ok”
As a kid I wasn’t allowed to dress up and go trick or treating. So as an adult I enjoy it even more, and wish there were more satanic holidays.
This is the greatest and I won’t hear otherwise.
Archaeologists now believe our ancestors simply hated dusting
Yesterday my friend quit her job while dressed as Ellen Ripley. Then a manager had to stop and discuss a counter offer with HR while dressed as an emu. I love Halloween so much