Hmm 馃
I was visiting my parents yesterday and found this. I鈥檓 their only child.
What happened to the other hiker??!
[first day on the job]
Newspaper editor: Don’t worry, you’ll have supervision
Clark Kent: *sweating* Who told you?
What did the 0 said to O?
Ohio!
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Raygun walking away from the Olympic venue and breakdancing perfectly as soon as she鈥檚 around the corner
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo
accident.They put me in the ICU.
I’m taking my box of wine back and filing a complaint.
It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, but it was gone after 3 hrs.
To whom it may concern,
My family isn’t missing so I suspect you have the wrong address.
Please stop posting me human fingers.Many thanks
Why do parents bust into your room like they are trying to see you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something 馃槶馃槀
mcdonalds should have a completely soft meal you can eat while sneaking past guards