They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters.
I bet it would have sold millions.
the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)
Well, about your cat… There’s good news and bad news…
I might give this a try 😏
👽
Bruh
You can tickle the penguins
And get them to laugh
You can just sing a song
To amuse the giraffes
Just a little soft-shoe
Will delight the woodchucks
But try as you might
You can’t
[single drop of rain falls on ground]
Person Who Knows the Word “Petrichor”: I love the smell of petrichor.
Ah, 50s…you just keep on giving.
This is so wrong 😂
Hmm 🧐
