Local community Facebook groups are like:
“Anyone know what day is garden waste collection?”
↪️ “Ours is Friday but I don’t live anywhere near you”
↪️ “Friday is my daughter Lesley’s birthday.”
The most extraordinary thing has just occurred to me.
i wish there was a way to online shoplift 🙁
Nothing scarier than your husband taking the kids to Petco “just to look” then texting you “we got a surprise”
“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.”
You thought wrong.
packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix
What do you mean the band goes on at 9pm? That’s the middle of the night.
I like that he just laid there without moving like I might not notice the cookie he slid over to himself
My man let the intrusive thoughts win 😅
sign of the times 🖊
