Unpopular opinion
The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break
sure you can go to a dealership and buy a car but there’s nothing quite like the satisfaction of growing your own
Took my son fishing and as I was carefully baiting the hook he came up to me with a minnow he caught in a ziplock bag and said ‘daddy you’re trying too hard’.
The moment I learned I was going to have to hide my grapes from this kitty…
“Come on guys, we gotta go!”
“One more minute.”
“Brad was supposed to fill up yesterday.”
“Sorry guys, I forgot.”
“Goddamnit, Brad.”
“Um, guys?”
“What?”
“I don’t have my credit card.”
“GODDAMNIT, BRAD.”
This motivates me more than any other cute quote or motivation pics! study cause u ugly
#getstudying #college
hacker: got them. all the social security numbers
boss: good work
[later getting back from the bank]
boss: ok apparently we need names too
A couple I know went hiking for their 25th anniversary which sounded shady to me.
Lisa is still trying to catch all those cats. She sent me this picture and I cannot stop laughing.
