Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop ??
I hate elevators, they give me vertigo
I take many steps to avoid them
“Kids, it’s time to choose, more berries or a bed to sleep in?”
“MORE BERRIES!”
by practically any metric, ashley’s first day was going rather poorly
phew
🎶…we didn’t start the fire🎵
Accidentally saying Yes I would like a receipt and having to wait half an hour while the kiln is heated and the tablet is fired
Sometimes American Magic is the only way to go.
Excerpt from my fantasy novel. Reminder to editors: new authors pour their souls into their manuscripts. Feedback like “Did you spend all your time inventing the elf language?” and “I think you spent too much time making the elf language” is NOT helpful
