Now this is my first time cooking poisonous blowfish, so go easy on me.
God tier horse name today on the sims
Calm down shouty man. I didn’t “tell” my toddler to throw chicken nuggets at joggers. She did it herself.
Someone just called country music ‘farm emo’ and I’m dying
Oh good, I was hoping for a terrifying, fungus-related dystopian nightmare today
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your Wallace and Gromelette.
OP deleted but I saved my stupid joke for posterity anyway
I’m bout to start telling people “land your plane” when they’re talking in circles..
Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.
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“your password is too weak” just wait until you see my impulse control