Sounds like a real hoot.
This one, by a wide margin
If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”
he’ll never suspect a thing
where there’s a whale there’s a whale
not ‘nastiest’ but certainly one of the truest
Dogs can’t take cross-sectional X-rays and make three dimensional medical images.
Cats can.
(flirting) sooo how do you feel about girls who are brooding, intense, and inherently off-putting in all social situations
This story lives rent free in my head:
Lord of the Rings star Sean Astin once asked Lesnie [LotR cinematographer] ‘where is the light coming from? ‘ when they were shooting in what should have been a darkened tower.
Lesnie replied, “Same place as the music.”
It’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming a important person at your job.
I was yawning and mentioned my sleep was interrupted by a child in my bed.
My son pipes up and says “well I sleep great last night…because I’m not a parent.”
I’m cryingdjdjdhj and she was serious too 😭😭😭