As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.
every time I roll over in the middle of the night
starting my period on election day because i’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country
[spotify ai voice] ayo it’s ya dj, x. comin up, i’m gonna play you some music that sucks
babe wake up, it’s stupid outside
I basically called this earlier today
I counted the yard signs in my neighborhood, and “ADT Home Security” is going to win in a landslide.
American voters doing the deep research today before voting.
I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
I’m just going to flip my omelette here
Anddddddddd
I’m actually having scrambled eggs now
Hey Australia, who won the election tomorrow?
DON’T JUST TAKE PHOTOS! BUY! 😡
There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved
rewatching 2016 and 2020 election night coverage at 2x speed, to catch up with the first two in the trilogy before the finale drops tomorrow