My dad installed a dash cam in my car at some point when I was home for thanksgiving and I found out when I turned my car on to go to target and a very clearly Chinese lady’s voice said “start recording” out of nowhere
i wonder if americans realize just how much more insulting the phrase “room temperature IQ” is to those who use the metric system
When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave
According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well
My mom always said, ‘If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.’ Funeral was pretty quiet
Until I was a young I adult, I thought that a general anaesthetic was one that was used all over the country. And a local one was one that was just used where I lived
We watched Flight of the Navigator and my son asked if I had seen it before. I told him I saw it in the theater when it came out. “SERIOUSLY?!?” he asked. I said “yeah…why are you shocked?” and he goes, “Oh, sorry, I just never know what kind of technology y’all had back then.”
They should develop AI that can translate bird calls.
Call it ChatCheepyT
no. that was two husbands ago. my great, great ex husband
My favorite and only semi sane coworker just put in her two week notice this is more traumatic than my divorce
pressed play on ‘moana’ on disney plus and they hit me with a trailer for ‘moana 2.’ pissin me off. now i know moana doesn’t die in ‘moana’
Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle
My favorite Christmas movies are A Christmas Story, A Charlie Brown Christmas and The Exorcist
All the characters in the 2006 sci-fi comedy ‘Idiocracy’ wear Crocs because the costume designer thought they were futuristic and too ugly to ever become popular in real life
1 have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data