Best comet pics yet. 🤣 ☄️
I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
Guessing they were Navy Seals in a past life
I stand by it
Follow me for more exotic Minnesota cuisine
I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.
we must combat the global scourge of underage baking
If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.
Hermit crabs fact: They can be got rid of with a special shampoo but hermits are often too reclusive to visit the pharmacy.
I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.
(Playing an online game with my My 10yr old where you get a theme and decade to recreate)
10: Okay, you got Hollywood annnd the 1950s.
Me: Fun! I love that.
10: You were alive then, right?
Me: This isn’t fun anymore. 😂
So when rioters are just practicing the rioting do they use Molotov mocktails?
